DALLAS, TX

Wait a second, uhhh

Somebody went into a ... um ... a person on purpose.

A guy that punched his face every day.

Somebody went to the store and they ... bought 100 popsicles, and those popsicles had bugs on them.  Then he ate them and he said "mmmmm".  That's funny because he ate bugs.  Now he has West Nile Virus and his legs fell off.  Instead of legs he has brooms so he's a sweeper-person now.

Wherever he goes, everybody yells:  "Hey, sweeper-person, clean the road please!" and he becomes upset and decides to write a book about his broom feet.  He titled the book "Don't Judge a Book by it's Broom Feet".

And now first, for a poem

By Angelica Skyler

  When I was younger,
  I had to pee a lot.
  My mother was concerned,
  so she took me to the dock,
  where a boat saw me.  I was scared.
  For the world, for the peace of mind
  For my sweeper feet, may the broom bristles be ever stiff.
  May the Force be With You, and your ewoks productive in their slave farms

Now, time for DOG REVIEW:

First, let's review Penny:

Species: Dog
Special Move: Hip check
Weakness: Rolling over (cannot)
Flavor: Bacon salt with a hint of nutmeg
Collar color: Pewple

Next Up: Emilia

Species: Human
Special Move: shaking head no for everything
Weakness: Dogs
Flavor: mashed peas, and whatevers on the floor
Collar color: beige

Next Up: Baloo

Species: Wolf
Special Move: Monkey snarl with vampire teeth
Weakness: Penny's hip checks and collar
Flavor: Despair
Collar color: Not Applicable

Chihuahua's next Door:

Species: Rat
Special Move: Yipping
Weakness: Baloo
Flavor: Taco seasoning
Collar color: pizza

Jellycat:

Species: Demon
Special Move: Peeing on everything
Weakness: Seeing living things
Flavor: Pee
Collar Color: Cow