Wacky Head Interview #2

Today we are doing another interview with the famous author, singer, songwriter, actor, and ninja, Wacky Head (WH).
     I George Washington (GW), will be interviewing this star.


GW: "It is a pleasure to have you back, Wacky Head. How are you doing today?"
WH:  "Gewd"
GW: "Since you published your last book, Has any major changes occurred in your life?
WH: "Well, I don't know what your talking about, but me and my dad have to play Chronochrigger."
GW: " Oh, that's wonderful, speaking of games, what are some of the recreational activities you like to do when you have the chance?"
WH: "Oh sorry, this is how much fire iron man is shooting out."
GW: "How much fire?"
WH: "So much fire..."
GW: "Do you have any vacations planned for this summer?"
WH: "YEa, tomorrow, When I go to Los Angeles."
GW: "Why are you going to Los Angeles?"
WH: "Because Im going to meet my grandma, but I will miss you."
GW: "Great, Are you planning to publish any new books in the coming years?"
WH: " Uhhhhh, no I never do that..."
GW: " Then who wrote all the books you have made?"
WH: "No one, only the library" 
GW: "But what about all the books that have your name on them?"
WH: "Uhhhhh No one did it..."
GW: " Do you see your self still doing this in the future?"
WH: "Uhhh huhhh"
GW: Well that's great, Im looking forward to your future work. Do you mind giving us a short poem to end this interview?"
WH: "UHHHHH, I NEVER DO THAT! NEVER EVER!"
GW: Uhhhhh, okay then, well we seem to have run out of time. Till next time, Whacky Head."

Corn Forever

Poetry Smash #5

Untitled
 
Spirits. Corn.
I've been cutting everyone.
I think there's hard ground under here.
Doo Dee Dah

-Deedee

Corn Everywhere

Mosquitoast, delicious but itchy.
Every summer, I go to Jalanka city.

In the depths of my soul I have found,
I'm a chicken nugget, waiting to be eaten.

-Shelby Prior

Hangar Helicopter

Those are metal put them down.
Those who are not cool, have no stories.
Here, look at my face.

-Iron Man

A New Theory:

 Theory of the speed of corn:

Recent studies have shown what we have long suspected, that ears of corn are the fastest objects in the universe.  It must be faster than the speed of sound because corn grows in ears.  Corn jumps up quantum levels as it accelerates.  Getting into your eye faster than a photon. 

 

The Chaloopa Dilemma

Pelicarnassus, Picklestan

Look out your window, what do you see?  I see a little tree with a chaloopa.  And there, in that bush, there is another chaloopa. Thus, we have two chaloopas, a chaloopa dilemma if you will.  Which is the chaloopa of truth, garlic, and where did I leave my phone?

Don't give them broccoli, if they come to your house.

This can only lead to more violence, YAY!

PEW PEW PEW, SHHHHHHCKK, POW, BOOOM! SHAZAAAAM!

Now from our newest correspondent:

Ahhhhhh, Ahhh tih!
Ahhh ha!
Ahhh ha ha!
Dadooom.
Dada
Dada
*shakes head*
*raises arms*
Ehhh *hmfph*
Nana
*high pitched untranscriptable screech*

FOURF OF FULY!

AMERICA, AMERICA

Time, A MARE Uhhh KUUUUH!

Patriotic Song:

Once Upon a time... I was sitting in my room,
Eating some carrots when I heard a big booooom.

I looked out my window, and what did I see?
It may shock you, I've only seen them on TV.

Theeeeeeee.... Llama heads are coming!
The llama heads are coming!

Lock your doors and windows for,
the llama heads are coming.

Where did they come from?
No one knows for sure.
They say they started on a farm, 
built by Aaron Burr.

After the shame of killing, 
the one we all hold dear.
He built a farm to breed,
animals we fear.

Most of them didn't make it, 
like pigeon toed pigs,
but the llama heads did make it, 
And I cannot eat Bisquick
Because it is not food.

GOD BLESS AMERICA