i see a baby neeeer hld on baby waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa i did not leave you silly kiss kiss kis i had to move the sun show me you walking yucky yucky that is pretty much ssaid ever since i learned engish in the eith grage.

Ruba dub a dub a dub.

The snow looks kind of weird down here.  Rug bug tug lug mug.  Sometimes people just don't know how people don't know stuff, you know?  Just remember that you can never be like Winnie the Pooh.  Only Winnie the Pooh can be like Tigger.  Which is a totally different thing in the world of Minecraft, because, you know. /

Baby food is very good for the intestines, I know because I've ate it before.  I know because it makes bubbles and the cats are waiting for.  ...... your intestines.  Don't eat that flower baby, don't eat that flower. 

My sister once told me that frog legs were actually your eyeballs in another parallel universe.  But she's wrong, their actually giraffe horns.  Don't EAT that FLOWER, baby!

I don't know, I'll make something else up.  My brother and my grand-parallelogram gran sibling can eat 12 hotdogs in 40 hours.  Don't eat that flower BABY!

One time my uncle had to go the hospital for no apparenent hospital! DON'T DIE ON ME CHILD!

SOUTH CAROLINA

Just in. 

"I was just walking inside and I saw something different" said Amelia Poopy. "I saw my cat doing yoga while knitting some panty-hos.  Then I got a call from the mayor who said 'Remember to wash your toes!'". 

A baby started yelling at the news reporter as he was typing this.  He is dancing, a beautiful baby dance.  Call the cops because baby dancing is illegal to two states, and this ain't one of them partner. 

The baby was dancing so hard that pee was dripping out of his diaper.  Droplets splattered on the ground.

Peanut Butter Nuggets With a Baseball Bat and Take Me Out to the Ball Game and I Will Always Love YOUUUUUUUUUUUU!