SOUTH CAROLINA

Just in. 

"I was just walking inside and I saw something different" said Amelia Poopy. "I saw my cat doing yoga while knitting some panty-hos.  Then I got a call from the mayor who said 'Remember to wash your toes!'". 

A baby started yelling at the news reporter as he was typing this.  He is dancing, a beautiful baby dance.  Call the cops because baby dancing is illegal to two states, and this ain't one of them partner. 

The baby was dancing so hard that pee was dripping out of his diaper.  Droplets splattered on the ground.

Peanut Butter Nuggets With a Baseball Bat and Take Me Out to the Ball Game and I Will Always Love YOUUUUUUUUUUUU!