Beans of number 2

THE UNDERWORLD, MR. FLOPPY PANTS

Watch your children closely, they're trying to steal my sunglasses.  The acid rain has been burning my hair off slowly.  I've almost lost my dimples!  I'm in prison because I stole a toilet and didn't flush it.  Let's make a camera, we can make masks.  No, we don't need it, it can be black you can hear our voices. 

Don't put my name down.  Oh wait you're writing that?  Sorry.  Norshhh see puuutteeee doodee dooodeeee!  Can I show you a funny YouTube video?  No more weird noises!  NEVER WASH YOUR COOKIES IN THE SHOWER.  We all know that they are supposed to be washed in the bathtubrugboat.  I am a walrus, a beautiful walrus that does hip hop does hip hop.

Walrus Rap:

I'm a walrus
I'm a walrus
I'm kind of fat but that's ok
I eat low calorie things every day.

Try to catch to me bro', I'm so fast I'm like falling snow, wait that's slow!  Oh no!
Don't miss your belly button, I know you sometimes forget it's there,
because all my hairy chest hair is there.

Sometimes I imagine myself as pretty as an elf on a shelf.
Sometimes when I go to sleep I know people are whispering:
"FEET"
"FEET"
"FEET"