MEMPHIS, TEXAS (The one on the Moon, in case you're confused)

We're all wondering what happened three years ago when the meteor full of Barbie limbs floated down and devastated our town.  The Mayor: "REMEMBER TO WASH YOUR TOES!". 

-Quick, someone grab that guy, he's crazy!  He's got a rubber ducky filled with poison and he's pointing it at his armpit. 

On another note PHILADELPHIA IS GROWING POTATOES FROM THEIR TOENAILS. 
UH OH!!!  My cat just died.  (Stupid armpit rubber ducky).

"Hey, you owe me a new kitty!"  The Mayor: "REMEMBER TO WASH YOUR TOES!"

-Oh no!  He escaped the lunatic asylum and has cardboard cereal boxes taped to his shins so we can't kick him!

Kaloshi nadurdee, that is Spanish for "Toothpaste on my bathtub rugtugboat"

Big fish, little fish. There's no difference except that they're older than each other.  Remember cowbells can't count their ABCs. And here's a belated Christmas gift tip: Caution, it is num num bum.

Now we leave you with this song:
MOMMY DADDY SOOOOOOONNNNNNNNGGGGG!
Once more louder:
MOOOOMMMMMMYTYTYY DADDDDYYYYY SOOOOOOONNNNNGGGG!!!!!!