Christmas Won!

Santa Claus was on his way to the North Pole when he ate a pie and died.  Who will take his place?  There will be elections this Saturday, don't eat pie, that's how he died!  Fat babies will take over the world and the snowmen will dissolve and make children.  Blueberry Pie!  Now you write some stuff.  Ple-ase! 

Why?  Why mother why do you make me wash my toes and eat my boogers?  Do not watch Teletubbies George Washington!!!!! That's all.