Yakima, WA
The following special is by our new intern JT, being interviewed by veteran reporter George Washington:
JT: "ABCs! ABCs! Sorry! Cats! Apple Juice!" *Slurping sounds for 2 minutes*
George Washington: "So JT, what's your favorite kind of apple juice?
JT: "(unintelligible) .... dat one!"
GW: "OK, so who is your best friend?"
JT: "All done! All done!" (Starts spilling juice on table) "ABCs! STOP! Fun, A B Ceees! A B Ceeees! Mickey Mouse! Mickey Mouse! Yes! Pet, Mickey Mouse.
GW: "Do you like bananas?"
JT: "Yes! Banas! Yes Banas! Baloo lick it. Baloo lick it. (JT licks the banana). Baloo lick it!
GW: "Do you play any sports? Do you play baseball?"
JT: "Baseball? YES! Baseball? YES!"
JT: "Baseball? YES! Baseball? YES!"
JT: "Doggy outside! Doggy outside! Doggy outside! Doggy outside! Doggy outside! Doggy outside! Doggy outside! (laughs) Doggy outside! Doggy woof! Doggy outside! Doggy outside!"
JT: "Doggy doggy doggy!"
GW: "Are you going to clean the floors for us?"
JT: "Yes!"
GW: "Well this has been a nice interview."
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