Hello and welcome ladies and gentlemen,
Today we are going to have a soothing time, reading the poems that we've brought in today. Let's start out with Star Wars, the Phantom Menace.
I love snow, I love rain,
I like water, and rain
The rain, the rain, the rain, the rain, the rain, the pain tamales inside me beckon
No more..... No more.
Another one, from Canada:
I'm boba fett, I want my space shuttle,
Do you know where my space shuttle is?
Hey, hey do you know where my space shuttle is?
Thwart the Queen of Evil Dragons
And another, from Missouri:
The parade is today.
My birthday is today.
Yay.
Here is a poem from Washington:
I like chicken, and chicken likes me.
Inside out chicken, is the place to be.
Chicken whispers in my brain,
telling me to Thwart the Queen of Evil Dragons
From Oregon:
Sick days make pick days. Pickle days are green. I've got a pickle on my computer screen.
Pickle the Dragon, Queen of the Thwart. Pickle me this? Gymnastics of course!
Simple days jumping, among roads of gold. Told me this softly, spoke Peter the old.
If you take a monster, and shun him up water. Canada Canada is not Harry Potter.
Saturday, December 26, 2015
Merry Christmaslug!
DAYTON, OHIO
Ouchie ouchie, that's the other one, ouchie ouchie
Ouch! Ouch!
Put the other one down, right here!
No, put it AT me!
No, put it OUCHIE!
I know what we can do, we can put it SLIDE!
OUR SLIDE, help help
I know a better slide we can do!
This one, this one is better!
Do the blue one now!
AAAAAhhhhh, stop it ouchie ouchie!
I kicked your car.
I don't know, what can we do? I don't know what we can do. Flaaarrsssh nebar! That is the new soup brand that's sweeping the nation of Gonswela Revenge! My grandma bought the soup once, said my grandma. It exploded her insides. Don't buy it.
Do you want a couch purse in a tissue box? I got plenty of those, you can make ghosts out of it, it's lots of fun. Some of my hobbies are: Making squids out of tentacles, and roses, and pulling teeth out of chairs. Sometimes my doctor says that I have inflonia, which means I have inflonia, bad. And my doctor is ..... tree bread.
OOOOOHHHH tree bread. The best christmas slug. I put you in a paper bowl made out of tiny shoes of my nephews. You had a good life. While it lasted. We took a picture once, or rather, you took a picture of us, before it all happened. What's that? I hear you. It's like a whisper in the wind. The wind of a diabetic zebra.
Ouchie ouchie, that's the other one, ouchie ouchie
Ouch! Ouch!
Put the other one down, right here!
No, put it AT me!
No, put it OUCHIE!
I know what we can do, we can put it SLIDE!
OUR SLIDE, help help
I know a better slide we can do!
This one, this one is better!
Do the blue one now!
AAAAAhhhhh, stop it ouchie ouchie!
I kicked your car.
I don't know, what can we do? I don't know what we can do. Flaaarrsssh nebar! That is the new soup brand that's sweeping the nation of Gonswela Revenge! My grandma bought the soup once, said my grandma. It exploded her insides. Don't buy it.
Do you want a couch purse in a tissue box? I got plenty of those, you can make ghosts out of it, it's lots of fun. Some of my hobbies are: Making squids out of tentacles, and roses, and pulling teeth out of chairs. Sometimes my doctor says that I have inflonia, which means I have inflonia, bad. And my doctor is ..... tree bread.
OOOOOHHHH tree bread. The best christmas slug. I put you in a paper bowl made out of tiny shoes of my nephews. You had a good life. While it lasted. We took a picture once, or rather, you took a picture of us, before it all happened. What's that? I hear you. It's like a whisper in the wind. The wind of a diabetic zebra.
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