DAYTON, OHIO
Ouchie ouchie, that's the other one, ouchie ouchie
Ouch! Ouch!
Put the other one down, right here!
No, put it AT me!
No, put it OUCHIE!
I know what we can do, we can put it SLIDE!
OUR SLIDE, help help
I know a better slide we can do!
This one, this one is better!
Do the blue one now!
AAAAAhhhhh, stop it ouchie ouchie!
I kicked your car.
I don't know, what can we do? I don't know what we can do. Flaaarrsssh nebar! That is the new soup brand that's sweeping the nation of Gonswela Revenge! My grandma bought the soup once, said my grandma. It exploded her insides. Don't buy it.
Do you want a couch purse in a tissue box? I got plenty of those, you can make ghosts out of it, it's lots of fun. Some of my hobbies are: Making squids out of tentacles, and roses, and pulling teeth out of chairs. Sometimes my doctor says that I have inflonia, which means I have inflonia, bad. And my doctor is ..... tree bread.
OOOOOHHHH tree bread. The best christmas slug. I put you in a paper bowl made out of tiny shoes of my nephews. You had a good life. While it lasted. We took a picture once, or rather, you took a picture of us, before it all happened. What's that? I hear you. It's like a whisper in the wind. The wind of a diabetic zebra.
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