Ummmm Cuba, just Cuba. It's on everybody's mind lately. Why's that? You know why because it's on your mind too! Dumb question, next one please. Ok, we're not going there, that's water under the bridge. Wait! This just in! Giant Teddy Bears the size of Honey Bobo Child are given out for free when you board a plane to Alaska. It's the only way to travel. They can be used as a blanket, pillow, or for anger management.
This is hard without our Colleague Margaret...
We are consulting the globe to gain insight into today's Top Stories.
MONGOLIA
Still purple colored and full of angry fat men stealing dolls from little children and being in Disney movies. Deep within the mountains was heard a cry, more of a mwaorrrrr. Nobody knows what made that sound but several detectives are on the scene. One believes that the yetis in the Mongolian mountains are celebrating a birthday. Others believe it's just J-Low singing. Either way, they can't take the horrible noise.
Until next time....
This is: GALACTIC NEWS!! We can't believe you took the time to read these. Go for a walk.
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