A New Hope

What makes a pageant princess a goat, nothing more than a bowl of sausages. Today bowls of sausages can be rather expensive and can cause mushrooms to grow in your belly button. A new type of sausage has been discovered, an all new drinkable sausage! Everyone is so excited for this products premiere. The company producing the drinkable meat is taking a new approach to promoting their revolutionary product. They have hired eight men and two penguins to run around dressed as giant crayons and throw the cartons of sausages at mailboxes. "It's genius! The mastermind behind this product is really going places!" said Jean Tomas, inventor of the Mail-Foot. Your probably thinking only a narwhale of high magical abilities could pull of such a stunt, but your wrong. 1976 Olympic duck smacking gold medalist Narf Turner, is the creator of this amazing  product. "When I lost all meh tweeff, I thought I would never have snausage again. It came to me in a dweam, a glorious dweam", said Narf. This businessman has a great future ahead of him.