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Friday, October 4, 2013


 ASK MARTHA


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Dear Martha,

I have a reoccurring dream that I've run away to a Amish community. I have had this dream every night for a week. Do you think its trying to tell me something?
  - Amish dreamer

Dear Amish dreamer,

I would normally say that the dream is giving you a warning if it reoccurs, but in your case its just a dream. How do I know this? Well first of all Amish communities don't exist. We all know Amish communities are a mythical group of ice foxes that make soap. So if we know that, how could your dream be connected to reality. You were probably just reading a book of fairy tales and the story of the Amish got stuck in your brain.
  - Martha

Dear Martha,

My family moved, and now my younger sister and I have to share a room. She is driving me crazy! How should I convince my parents to let me have the guest room as my own.
  - Room Sharer

Dear Room Sharer,

The fact that your parents don't let you have your own room means they don't love you. Your best option in to pack your bags with butternut squash and join the dolphin activists.
  -Martha

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