THE UNDERWORLD, MR. FLOPPY PANTS
Watch your children closely, they're trying to steal my sunglasses. The acid rain has been burning my hair off slowly. I've almost lost my dimples! I'm in prison because I stole a toilet and didn't flush it. Let's make a camera, we can make masks. No, we don't need it, it can be black you can hear our voices.
Don't put my name down. Oh wait you're writing that? Sorry. Norshhh see puuutteeee doodee dooodeeee! Can I show you a funny YouTube video? No more weird noises! NEVER WASH YOUR COOKIES IN THE SHOWER. We all know that they are supposed to be washed in the bathtubrugboat. I am a walrus, a beautiful walrus that does hip hop does hip hop.
Walrus Rap:
I'm a walrus
I'm a walrus
I'm kind of fat but that's ok
I eat low calorie things every day.
Try to catch to me bro', I'm so fast I'm like falling snow, wait that's slow! Oh no!
Don't miss your belly button, I know you sometimes forget it's there,
because all my hairy chest hair is there.
Sometimes I imagine myself as pretty as an elf on a shelf.
Sometimes when I go to sleep I know people are whispering:
"FEET"
"FEET"
"FEET"
Thursday, December 26, 2013
MEMPHIS, TEXAS (The one on the Moon, in case you're confused)
We're all wondering what happened three years ago when the meteor full of Barbie limbs floated down and devastated our town. The Mayor: "REMEMBER TO WASH YOUR TOES!".
-Quick, someone grab that guy, he's crazy! He's got a rubber ducky filled with poison and he's pointing it at his armpit.
On another note PHILADELPHIA IS GROWING POTATOES FROM THEIR TOENAILS.
UH OH!!! My cat just died. (Stupid armpit rubber ducky).
"Hey, you owe me a new kitty!" The Mayor: "REMEMBER TO WASH YOUR TOES!"
-Oh no! He escaped the lunatic asylum and has cardboard cereal boxes taped to his shins so we can't kick him!
Kaloshi nadurdee, that is Spanish for "Toothpaste on my bathtub rugtugboat"
Big fish, little fish. There's no difference except that they're older than each other. Remember cowbells can't count their ABCs. And here's a belated Christmas gift tip: Caution, it is num num bum.
Now we leave you with this song:
MOMMY DADDY SOOOOOOONNNNNNNNGGGGG!
Once more louder:
MOOOOMMMMMMYTYTYY DADDDDYYYYY SOOOOOOONNNNNGGGG!!!!!!
We're all wondering what happened three years ago when the meteor full of Barbie limbs floated down and devastated our town. The Mayor: "REMEMBER TO WASH YOUR TOES!".
-Quick, someone grab that guy, he's crazy! He's got a rubber ducky filled with poison and he's pointing it at his armpit.
On another note PHILADELPHIA IS GROWING POTATOES FROM THEIR TOENAILS.
UH OH!!! My cat just died. (Stupid armpit rubber ducky).
"Hey, you owe me a new kitty!" The Mayor: "REMEMBER TO WASH YOUR TOES!"
-Oh no! He escaped the lunatic asylum and has cardboard cereal boxes taped to his shins so we can't kick him!
Kaloshi nadurdee, that is Spanish for "Toothpaste on my bathtub rugtugboat"
Big fish, little fish. There's no difference except that they're older than each other. Remember cowbells can't count their ABCs. And here's a belated Christmas gift tip: Caution, it is num num bum.
Now we leave you with this song:
MOMMY DADDY SOOOOOOONNNNNNNNGGGGG!
Once more louder:
MOOOOMMMMMMYTYTYY DADDDDYYYYY SOOOOOOONNNNNGGGG!!!!!!
Christmas Won!
Santa Claus was on his way to the North Pole when he ate a pie and died. Who will take his place? There will be elections this Saturday, don't eat pie, that's how he died! Fat babies will take over the world and the snowmen will dissolve and make children. Blueberry Pie! Now you write some stuff. Ple-ase!
Why? Why mother why do you make me wash my toes and eat my boogers? Do not watch Teletubbies George Washington!!!!! That's all.
Santa Claus was on his way to the North Pole when he ate a pie and died. Who will take his place? There will be elections this Saturday, don't eat pie, that's how he died! Fat babies will take over the world and the snowmen will dissolve and make children. Blueberry Pie! Now you write some stuff. Ple-ase!
Why? Why mother why do you make me wash my toes and eat my boogers? Do not watch Teletubbies George Washington!!!!! That's all.
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